Olbermann: Special Guest Quick Comment - Sarah Palin's Left Hand

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MSNBC Countdown w/ KEITH OLBERMANN - 8 February 2009: Special Guest 'Quick Comment'

OLBERMANN: "And now something special as promised, a guest Quick Comment, and I'll let the commentator provide their own introduction."

SARAH PALIN'S LEFT HAND: "Good evening. I'm Sarah Palin's left hand. All of us hands have been written on. But when was the last time you were written on for something that wasn't either trivia - stuff that the brain figured it was gonna forget, you know, peanut butter, gravy, Diet Dr. Pepper - or when it's not that it's something really important or complicated, like a phone number at a bar, or the answer sequence on a bio exam, or George Costanza's crib notes in bed with that girl (I really enjoyed that episode).

I mean, look at this: 'Energy, Cuts, Tax, Lift American Spirits. That ain't exactly the Gettysburg address she scribbled on me. AND. And, look. A CROSS-OUT!? A cross-out? Four things she wanted to remember and she couldn't keep them straight even after she wrote them down on me. I know, I know. I read the blogs. They're trying to defend us. 'At least it wasn't a teleprompter.' Like the boss had her acceptance speech at the convention written on her thigh or something. Remember how she complained when the prompter screwed up on her? Remember how she used the prompter throughout the campaign? Get this woman a new prompter, stat!?

I mean, if not, someday I'll open up and on the palm it will say 'Your name is Sarah.'

O.K. I can see I'm out of time, but I want to thank you for being such a good audience. Give yourselves a hand. Ha, ha. I know, old joke.

But before I go, I'd just like to end with a two-word plea to the American people:

HELP ME!"

Ive been suspecting this as a possibility for awhile,but now I know she's just doing parody.

It would alleviate this mound of pitty I got sitting here for the poor stupid snowbilly.

...the only 'real' Americans are the ones who agree with her. The rest of us don't count.

...does she mean drink American alcohol? Maybe it was a shout-out to the people playing drinking games...

...do you know if Medical marijuana is covered under any of the HCR bills?

http://medicalmarijuana.procon.org/viewadditionalresour...

...is it covered?

and the crime rate drops where it is decriminalized it will catch on.. ag hemp will free us from foreign oil, produce a 1/2 trillion dollar business for small farmers, renovate the paper/lumber/textile/pharma industry

http://www.jackherer.com/chapters.html

...has had names copyrighted - like Panama Red, etc. - for years.

I am a palmreader

I Keith.

Is a great hand job !
Thanks Sarah.....Whew .

can't believe the Senate Committee on Indian Affairs lists nothing about the disaster in South Dakota. That it has to take Countdown to point that out. WTF?? Was so pissed off I emailed that site and whitehouse.gov thanked Keith (which bounced, so I sent it to Rachel to see if that could be forwarded) and emailed the person taking care of it. Asking her if there's a paypal I can donate to. of the SCIA doesn't have a donation link they must be snorting LSD or something. Whats the point of having an indian affairs office that doesn't take care of indian affairs.

yeah... Sarah's got some pretty hair arms there.... and sounded a little like Triumph the insult comic dog.

or crib notes.

http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/mon-february-8-2010/a...

so there is no way to post them in the Political Videos forum.